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this is the blog of all the U2s living in Melissa and Megs' and Laurel's closets. err, well, bubble-worlds would be a more apt description, as Megs' aren't really in a closet. (not that mine and Laur's haven't plenty enough space - they all have rooms back in there, there's infinite space in the closet-dimension. YAY for Edges being super-geniuses!) anyway. the current-U2s are in and out of the bubble, as they have, y'know, jobs and families and places to be. (bubble-reality is a wee bit seperate from the rest of things. we like it this way. ^_^) the rest, however, are with us pretty much full-time, and got here via the Lemon. no, not The Lemon, sadly..but that wouldn't fit in anybody's living room. Edgey2k3 built a lemon out of random stuff in Megs' living room, and it time-travels and stuff. it's sweet. and, through some form of physics that only Edges can ever hope to comprehend, it can duplicate U2s. (this way, we don't mess with timelines or anything messy like that. ^_^) thus, uh.. we have a bunch. it's great. and they like to talk so Melissa and her Edgelet set up a blog. ^_^

Monday, June 23, 2003

*tiptoes over and sneaks up behind megs* *taps her on the shoulder, then ducks around to the opposite side and grabs her in his arms and kiiiisssssseeeesss her*
Hello lovely. :D
Nothing particularly new to report about the tadpoles. Several days ago one of the fish, probably in an attempt to catch a bug or gulp some air (as the water was less oxygenated due to a temporary different filter set-up), jumped clear out of the pond, and wasn't found until it was too late. It was quite sad... There are still two fish left, however, and I've seen the bullfrog tadpole on a few more occasions. Have not seen the frog in several days, as it tends to hide itself and remain out of sight. The tadpoles have mostly retreated to the shallow, far-end of the pond, as Melissa's dad set thefilter-system back to normal again, and the water is running up through the hose and out of the old water-pump-top. This, obviously, disturbs the water at that end of the pond, which leads the tadpoles to remain more frequently at the other end. I believe it's a healthier set-up for the miniture ecosystem, however, as it does provide more adequate oxygenation.
So, yes. Most of the day was spent outdoors, as Lar wanted to be sure Melissa got some sleep and all. It was nice weather out, as well. I alternately studied the tadpoles and took notes, and read through some more of Melissa's html text, trying to determine how to do the small javascript windows I'd like to do at the side of this page. Adam worked on his tan a little, and then sat with me and we talked for awhile. Larry picked up some large pieces of bark and twigs and things from the yard, so Melissa won't have to deal with them next time she mows, and kept an eye on Bono who wahnujd;sfdol'f'efe
it was GREAT cos first i was trying to time myself and see how fast i could run around the yard. and then i was seeing how high off that log and the little hills of dirt behind it i could jump. but i fell off the log and it kinda hurt so i lay in the grass for a minute and looked at the sky. and the clouds were all thin and pretty, and i told Edge and he said they're cirrus clouds, i think? something like that. so i was trying to find shapes in them and Lar was pulling out this prickly weed from a flower garden next to me so i told him to come look at the clouds with me. and he did but he didn't see any cool shapes, he just said they looked like melissa's hair when it's spread across a pillow and stuff like that. which was cool, but there was a lot more stuff in the clouds than that. i saw a sailboat and a dragon and a shoe and then edgelet looked up and said he saw a lower intestine but i couldn't find that and i saw other stuff to but now I forgot what it was. hey, edge, who else wrote on here, how do I--- oh, ok.
*reads*
hey me! *hehehe* I agree, edge is always nice to talk to. except the one here likes tadpoles and megs a lot. but i know your edge likes megs lots nd lots too. which is ok, cos megs is super-cool. :) you should definitely come visit cos then we can play and plot things and REALLY annoy larry. *wicked little giggles* there's a spinny chair downstairs, melissa's brother and sister have ridden it all through the house, and even down the stairs i think, so we could play with that. ^______^
ooooo... there-lar? ..I like the second one. ^____~
i'm hungry. i think there are still cookies buried under that pile of papers on the cassette-tape box over there. bye!!!!!

*blinks*
*chuckles* Bonos. It's 3am and no-one's slept quite normally in a day or two, and he's bouncing off the walls like--well--a Bono. (There's just nothing possible to compare him to. ^_^)
Oh dear, Bono's about to knock over that entir----
oh dear.
You'll excuse me, I'm going to help him take care of this before Lar---oops. *laughs* I'll distract him by teling him to post something, I've got to go help Bono.
Goodnight, everyone.
*blows another kiss to megs* I'll talk with you soon, lovely.
- Edgelet




- - Melissa's U2s - -

LilLar - ganked from 1977 I think in mid-late 2002; presently 18 years old. pretty steadily hooked up with Melis and her BoyBono, though there was angst for awhile with potential Lar/Adam. gone now, mostly. ask Adam, we don't know. Lar's frequently found behind his drums or drawing or keeping Bono out of trouble, or spending time with his sweet Melissa. or being pissy and trying to keep the room and closet somewhat clean, and people in line. but it's all with the best of intentions, he's a Lar. ^_^
The current mood of Melissa's Lil-Lar
BoyBono - ganked from 1977 somewhat later in 2002; is currently 19. as mentioned, is hooked up with Lar. occasionally crushes on any Edge in sight, but..he's a Bono. it happens. ^_~ usually running around like a hyperspazz, ingesting far more sugar than is good for him, knocking into things, writing, singing, occasionally being moody and angsty, scribbling his own notes in Melissa's book of T.S. Eliot poetry, being endearing, and typically wrecking some form of cute havoc on everything. also enjoys telling bedtime stories.
The current mood of Melissa's BoyBono
Edgelet77 - as the name implies, pulled from 1977; now the Edge of eighteen. is utterly in love with Megs. occasionally nausiatingly so. (*hehe* megs doesn't know how to mess with the code.. ..but Edgelet does. :p ) potential growing romance with BabyAdam, tho he'll only blush like mad so far if you mention it. not that he doesn't do that a lot anyway. cute and shy and adorable, and an eager little scientist who's keeping tabs on the tadpoles in Melissa's backyard. and co-created this page.
The current mood of Melissa's Edgelet
BabyAdam - not really a baby, but..we were stuck on ideas for names. (gooodness, he's far from a baby, 'specially after having had so many 'talks' with Mackie.....) snatched from 1977, I believe, at the same time as Edgelet, so is 19 now. had some sort of fling with Megs' LilLar, but neither will tell us how far/long that went on. for all we know it still could be..bah. has, however, been crushing like mad on Edgelet and it's finally becoming a bit more noticible and it's cute. ^_^ and loves Megs which's also cute. *g* lays about and naps with Melissa's cat a lot. on sunny days can be found out back tanning, watching Edgelet watch the pond. As mentioned, is under Mackie's tutalige..look out, world. ^_~
The current mood of Melissa's BabyAdam

also:
AchtungReggie - 29 and owner of the longest most gorgeous hair an Edge has ever had. <3 intended to visit Megs for a week and ended up staying for six months, eventually being adopted into Melissa's closet. still retains the shyness of a little-Edge, but does things like wearing jeans with holes in far too nice of places and knows things and therefore is an interesting combination. in a very good way. is a guitar uber-genius. loves his Megs endlessly. also loves AchtungB (obviously *g*) and maybe even Melissa. [*who blushes and bites lip and grins*]
AchtungAdAm - 30, not that age ever makes a difference with Adams. ^_~ pulled from 1990, so yes, this is the same Adam who posed nude for the cover of Achtung Baby. thus is often seen sporting a fetching pink sarong or nothing at all. enjoys laughter and loving, particularly his Larry(s - when he arrived, he realised *his* Lar was already seeing present-himself, therefore he ended up seeing present-Lar as well as his-era Lar. if anyone but us can follow that *g*). also paired with Mackie (but most are, darling) and Megs and Melissa on occasion. is sweet and warm and gentle and multi-tAlented.
Larry04 - the present-day Lar. is usually about, but leaves now and again to deal with obligations outside the bubble. keeps things running as smoothly as possible in Melissa's closet, taking care of the babies and Bono and Mackie. *ghee* definitely takes care of Mackie, is primarily paired up with him, as Mackie's the one who brought him here in the first place. has also been re-united with Adam03, they've resolved some things and are back together again after a *long* time. yay! ^_^ (also hooked up with Melis cos all Lars are eventually ^_~)
The current mood of Larry03
Bon04 - present-day Bono. the newest addition to the closets, having only been pulled in a month or so ago. took some mad planning, but he's here now and getting on fine and *ghee*. he's wonderful. ^_^ (but you knew this, it's *Bono*!) is out rather a lot, cos he *is* Bono and has far more requests on his time than ten people usually have. but he's a dear. ^_^ is hooked up with Edgey2k3, far as anyone can tell. spends a good deal of time with his younger self, fascinated.
The current mood of Bon03
Macphisto - the one and only, darling... the same sex-demon who took over the ZooTours, only ten years later. he's changed a good deal..he's still, well, y'know. a sex-demon. but he's a bit, dare we say, tamer, than he was, after a decade of lonely wandering... *hugs* poor sad sweet mackie. anyway. somehow found his way to Melissa nearly a year ago, and shortly thereafter, brought home Lar. hooked up with pretty much everyone (except Edgelets, who we won't let him near), but mostly Lar. spends his time..well, yeah. preening and..yeah. *ghee* ^_~
The current mood of Macphisto, darling



- - Megs' U2s - -
Edgelet - Megs' darling green-eyed scientist angel guitarist techy 1337 husband. Eagerly snatched from 1978 in early October of 2002 and is now 19. Loves Megs, Bono, his boys, his friends, music, science, information, educational television, photography, skiing, and his lovely dovelet wife. Doting father to Dylan, Duncan, and Dawson, several bunnies, countless rats, and three bats. Also has a very large snake. Vacillates between completely adorable and devastatingly sexy, with a great deal of overlap. Blushes often. A talented engineer, he's good with his hands and has impressive equipment. Is currently seeking three BS degrees with five minors and is intimidatingly brilliant. Smells incredibly good at all times. Has a prodigious vocabulary, but his favorite word is "yes." Giggles in his sleep.
The current mood of Megs' Edgelet
AfghanAdam - Swaggered into Megs' life in early October of 2002. Adores his high school sweetheart Lar, his beloved Megs, and Mackie darling. Arrived from 1978 and is currently a manly, handsome, virile, indefatigable 21. Adoring father to Diana and eagerly awaits the birth of his daughter Gloria. Currently a manager at a Starbucks and a prestigious adult novelty store in the West Village. Extremely talented with his bass, and is also a fair musician. Enjoys gardening, tanning, loving, baking, music, reading, and life. Is quite possibly the most sensual person to have ever lived and fully appreciates everything from the simplest pleasure to the greatest ecstasy. When he can't break the rules, he twists them to his advantage. Radiates both warmth and cool. Has a soft spot for Florence.
The current mood of Megs' AfghanAdam
Diana - Adam's darling little pedigreed puppyprincess and Ziggy's doting mate. Enjoys baths, naps, snuggles, and shopping.
LilLar - Sweet 19, was retrieved from 1978 sometime in mid-October of 2002, after Afghan Adam decided he simply could not go another day without him. great looves of his life are Melissa, Adam, Megs, drooms, Ziggy-pup, and the sunrise. Adorable punk. Is too pretty for words, but if you tell him that, he'll SCOWL and become even prettier. Enjoys drumming, drawing, exercising, and driving Megs crazy. Sings in the shower. Looks better in eye make-up and a garter belt than most women. Enjoys teasing Megs, but will pummel anyone else who tries it. Loves to eat poompkin. Has sporadic allergy to nootmeg. Despises dirt and bullshit. Likes to vacuum...naked.
The current mood of Megs' Lil-Lar
Ziggy - Larry's puuppy. He's impossibly adorable, and helps Lar clean, exercise, and police goosh-levels in the vicinity. Adores his Di.
BoyBono - Stolen from 1978 and brought to October 2002 as a birthday gift for Lil Lar. Is one big ball of burning enthusiasm and spontaneity. Super-spazzes at warp speed. Consumes impossible amounts of sugar and bounces on his trampoline. Walks into walls, falls down, and breaks himself. Loves Melissa x infinity. Loves Edgelet x infinity+1. Loves his Meggie lots as well. Has issues with spaghetti, but is a talented baker. Wears his soul in his eyes. Dreams out loud, much to Edgelet's amusement. Venerates Christ, Yeats, Edge, and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. Has a limitless capacity to love and exasperate. Is impossibly cute and sweet, so we'll keep him. ^__^
The current mood of Megs' BoyBono

also:
Edgey2k5 - The genius who made this all possible! Our beloved current Edge who created the Lemon in 2002 so that the Edge of 1980 could come meet his soulmate Megs, allowing the Edge of 1980 to 2001 to visit the Megs of 2002 to 2022. This means that when Megs met Edge in 2001, he'd already known her for 20 years. Confusing, probably. Wonderful, definitely! ^__^ Edge adores Megs, Bono, science, music, and being an orgasmatron. His talents include being a guitar hero, fixing things, facilitating time travel and time stoppage, photography, creating infinite closet space, and being sexxxy. Exudes calm.
The current mood of Edgey2k3
Adam05 - Our favorite bassist, in his current and possibly most devastatingly sexy form. Addicted to love and Starbucks. Desperately in love with his darling Daf, his skilled Megstress, his dear Lawrences, his angel Melissa, and his Mackie-darling. Generally has his sexy hands quite full. Likes to watch, baby. Owns more feather boas than pairs of jeans. Skills are numerous and delightful. Has perfected posh and the art of doing nothing. Has a soft spot for spoons and spunky vegetarians. Is a fabulous cook and has one of the best reading voices on earth. Is 45 ageless.
The current mood of Adam03
AchtungBono - Stolen from the Zoo Tour to celebrate New Year's Day of 2003. Adores the Edge and his Lissalove.. Has a gorgeous smile and a musical laugh. Eyes have been registered as lethal weapons. Could charm the leaves off the trees in summertime. Enjoys sipping champagne in his bubble bath. Wants to save the world, and may very well be Heaven on Earth. Put him in leather pants, and you'll find that the only thing larger than his heart is his sex drive. Terrified of losing his Edge. Becomes narcoleptic from red wine and politicians who skirt issues. Makes exquisite sex noises. Talks. A lot. About everything. ^__^
The current mood of AchtungBono
ZooLar - Tagged along with Achtung Bono from the Zoo Tour to 1/1/2003. If you're looking for trouble, he can find you some. Is a compact little miracle of modern spunk and sexiness. Has patented the "loving scowl" as well as perfected the art of being simultaneously rude and charming. Invented cool. Enjoys drumming, riding his motorcycle, and making Melissa swoon. Grew whiskers and no longer looks prepubescent. Has secretly come around to all that "lovey dovey crap" and is a big giant Foof4Shmoop. Actually likes the old Elvis movies. Proud owner of the world's most beautiful belly button. Only uses chopsticks for drumming on the table. Looks very good in...everything!
The current mood of ZooLar
Lemon Edge - An Edge visiting Megs from any year from 1980 to 2001. Appears in many incarnations, each more gorgeous than the others. Since each of these is actually a past incarnation of Megs' present Edge, he is forced to tolerate them. ^____^
The current mood of LemonEdge (as near as we can figure, based on when we last saw him *g*)



- - Laurel's U2 - -
OctoberBono - Laur's new arrival, as of the auspicious date of July 26, 2003. ^_^
The current mood of OctoBono at www.imood.com



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