Friday, July 25, 2003
*bites into a chocolate-covered ice cream bar* mmmm, breakfast. *hehe* ^__^
Melissa woke up early today cos she's been getting up at 5am for three days and couldn't really sleep past 9 or so. And then she had reeeaaallly weird dreams where there was a drawing of hers of a little boy all in charcoaled greys and pastel whites lit by a small scrap of light coming through the egg-like cave he was in..and then he moved over and curled up in a womb-like backlit area, and looked so forlorn and all that she said her heart just broke. But then she moved over to curl up by him and talk to him and he was cute, and then they led all the people she was taking on the rest of the tour of this exhibit of her artwork and things she'd set up on through the dusty cave and into a *super* narrow corridor of Rice Krispie Treat walls where there was a montage of all of Larry's songs from the ZooTV tour playing. And when they got out there was a huuuge note from her old English teacher saying how great the project was and Melissa was all super-happy. But she woke up feeling claustrophobic. *huuugs with his free arm* Poor baby. I suppose the fact that she woke up with me half on top of her didn't help. *giggles*
I just dreamed about going to the moon and it *did* kinda look like one of Melissa's charcoal drawings cos it was all dusty and soft and in smooth greys.. But there was a carnival there and fireworks and rides and Larry and I went on the bumper cars but he got mad crazy violent and evil about it and kept running into me really hard and I cried and then Adam swooped in wearing his leopard print pants and scooped me up and then put a boa on me and told me to be a dear and go get him some coffee. So I went to go get him coffee, but then the coffee stand was all out and I didn't know what to do so they gave me three black feathers instead and told me to give those to Adam, and I was all confused. I started walking back to Adam but I couldn't find him and then Megs was there and she told me that Adam took Edge on a water ride and she was all worried that Edge would slip or something and drown but I told her that you can't die on carnival rides, and especially one of us couldn't cos we still have to grow up and be famous and stuff and she said ok. And then I looked over and Adam was going down a water slide naked and Edge had swimming trunks on but no shirt (*gheehehe* *they* must've slipped out of one of your dreams and into mine, Megs) and he slid down after Adam but then I was suddenly down in the pool at the bottom with them with my clothes still on but I didn't feel wet until Larry came up behind me and dunked me. But then he picked me up and set me on the side of the pool and put his arms around my back and had me lean down and he held himself up out of the water with his arms on the side of the pool between my legs and he kiiiiiiisssssssssssseeedd me. guuuuuh. and then I woke up.
So I guess that was kinda cool but still, I wanna have Rice Krispie Treat walls in my dreams. *giggles* That'd be so cool.
Ahhh! *laps quickly at the ice cream starting to melt and seep through the chocolate shell on the bar* Fook, how are you supposed to eat these and *not* make a mess??! *chomps down on the rest and sucks it into his mouth, ice cream dribbling down his chin* *liiicks at his chin* mmmph. Fook. I can't quite get it all. I have to go find someone to clean me off cos this stuff gets really sticky if you just leave it there... *hehe*
Loooove and kisses,
*boy*Bono*
LilLar - ganked from 1977 I think in mid-late 2002; presently 18 years old. pretty steadily hooked up with Melis and her BoyBono, though there was angst for awhile with potential Lar/Adam. gone now, mostly. ask Adam, we don't know. Lar's frequently found behind his drums or drawing or keeping Bono out of trouble, or spending time with his sweet Melissa. or being pissy and trying to keep the room and closet somewhat clean, and people in line. but it's all with the best of intentions, he's a Lar. ^_^
BoyBono - ganked from 1977 somewhat later in 2002; is currently 19. as mentioned, is hooked up with Lar. occasionally crushes on any Edge in sight, but..he's a Bono. it happens. ^_~ usually running around like a hyperspazz, ingesting far more sugar than is good for him, knocking into things, writing, singing, occasionally being moody and angsty, scribbling his own notes in Melissa's book of T.S. Eliot poetry, being endearing, and typically wrecking some form of cute havoc on everything. also enjoys telling bedtime stories.
Edgelet77 - as the name implies, pulled from 1977; now the Edge of eighteen. is utterly in love with Megs.
BabyAdam - not really a baby, but..we were stuck on ideas for names. (gooodness, he's far from a baby, 'specially after having had so many 'talks' with Mackie.....) snatched from 1977, I believe, at the same time as Edgelet, so is 19 now. had some sort of fling with Megs' LilLar, but neither will tell us how far/long that went on. for all we know it still could be..bah. has, however, been crushing like mad on Edgelet and it's finally becoming a bit more noticible and it's cute. ^_^ and loves Megs which's also cute. *g* lays about and naps with Melissa's cat a lot. on sunny days can be found out back tanning, watching Edgelet watch the pond. As mentioned, is under Mackie's tutalige..look out, world. ^_~
also:
AchtungReggie - 29 and owner of the longest most gorgeous hair an Edge has ever had. <3 intended to visit Megs for a week and ended up staying for six months, eventually being adopted into Melissa's closet. still retains the shyness of a little-Edge, but does things like wearing jeans with holes in far too nice of places and knows things and therefore is an interesting combination. in a very good way. is a guitar uber-genius. loves his Megs endlessly. also loves AchtungB (obviously *g*) and maybe even Melissa. [*who blushes and bites lip and grins*]
AchtungAdAm - 30, not that age ever makes a difference with Adams. ^_~ pulled from 1990, so yes, this is the same Adam who posed nude for the cover of Achtung Baby. thus is often seen sporting a fetching pink sarong or nothing at all. enjoys laughter and loving, particularly his Larry(s - when he arrived, he realised *his* Lar was already seeing present-himself, therefore he ended up seeing present-Lar as well as his-era Lar. if anyone but us can follow that *g*). also paired with Mackie (but most are, darling) and Megs and Melissa on occasion. is sweet and warm and gentle and multi-tAlented.
Larry04 - the present-day Lar. is usually about, but leaves now and again to deal with obligations outside the bubble. keeps things running as smoothly as possible in Melissa's closet, taking care of the babies and Bono and Mackie. *ghee* definitely takes care of Mackie, is primarily paired up with him, as Mackie's the one who brought him here in the first place. has also been re-united with Adam03, they've resolved some things and are back together again after a *long* time. yay! ^_^ (also hooked up with Melis cos all Lars are eventually ^_~)
Bon04 - present-day Bono. the newest addition to the closets, having only been pulled in a month or so ago. took some mad planning, but he's here now and getting on fine and *ghee*. he's wonderful. ^_^ (but you knew this, it's *Bono*!) is out rather a lot, cos he *is* Bono and has far more requests on his time than ten people usually have. but he's a dear. ^_^ is hooked up with Edgey2k3, far as anyone can tell. spends a good deal of time with his younger self, fascinated.
Macphisto - the one and only, darling... the same sex-demon who took over the ZooTours, only ten years later. he's changed a good deal..he's still, well, y'know. a sex-demon. but he's a bit, dare we say, tamer, than he was, after a decade of lonely wandering... *hugs* poor sad sweet mackie. anyway. somehow found his way to Melissa nearly a year ago, and shortly thereafter, brought home Lar. hooked up with pretty much everyone (except Edgelets, who we won't let him near), but mostly Lar. spends his time..well, yeah. preening and..yeah. *ghee* ^_~
Edgelet - Megs' darling green-eyed scientist angel guitarist techy 1337 husband. Eagerly snatched from 1978 in early October of 2002 and is now 19. Loves Megs, Bono, his boys, his friends, music, science, information, educational television, photography, skiing, and his lovely dovelet wife. Doting father to Dylan, Duncan, and Dawson, several bunnies, countless rats, and three bats. Also has a very large snake. Vacillates between completely adorable and devastatingly sexy, with a great deal of overlap. Blushes often. A talented engineer, he's good with his hands and has impressive equipment. Is currently seeking three BS degrees with five minors and is intimidatingly brilliant. Smells incredibly good at all times. Has a prodigious vocabulary, but his favorite word is "yes." Giggles in his sleep.
AfghanAdam - Swaggered into Megs' life in early October of 2002. Adores his high school sweetheart Lar, his beloved Megs, and Mackie darling. Arrived from 1978 and is currently a manly, handsome, virile, indefatigable 21. Adoring father to Diana and eagerly awaits the birth of his daughter Gloria. Currently a manager at a Starbucks and a prestigious adult novelty store in the West Village. Extremely talented with his bass, and is also a fair musician. Enjoys gardening, tanning, loving, baking, music, reading, and life. Is quite possibly the most sensual person to have ever lived and fully appreciates everything from the simplest pleasure to the greatest ecstasy. When he can't break the rules, he twists them to his advantage. Radiates both warmth and cool. Has a soft spot for Florence.
Diana - Adam's darling little pedigreed puppyprincess and Ziggy's doting mate. Enjoys baths, naps, snuggles, and shopping.
LilLar - Sweet 19, was retrieved from 1978 sometime in mid-October of 2002, after Afghan Adam decided he simply could not go another day without him. great looves of his life are Melissa, Adam, Megs, drooms, Ziggy-pup, and the sunrise. Adorable punk. Is too pretty for words, but if you tell him that, he'll SCOWL and become even prettier. Enjoys drumming, drawing, exercising, and driving Megs crazy. Sings in the shower. Looks better in eye make-up and a garter belt than most women. Enjoys teasing Megs, but will pummel anyone else who tries it. Loves to eat poompkin. Has sporadic allergy to nootmeg. Despises dirt and bullshit. Likes to vacuum...naked.
Ziggy - Larry's puuppy. He's impossibly adorable, and helps Lar clean, exercise, and police goosh-levels in the vicinity. Adores his Di.
BoyBono - Stolen from 1978 and brought to October 2002 as a birthday gift for Lil Lar. Is one big ball of burning enthusiasm and spontaneity. Super-spazzes at warp speed. Consumes impossible amounts of sugar and bounces on his trampoline. Walks into walls, falls down, and breaks himself. Loves Melissa x infinity. Loves Edgelet x infinity+1. Loves his Meggie lots as well. Has issues with spaghetti, but is a talented baker. Wears his soul in his eyes. Dreams out loud, much to Edgelet's amusement. Venerates Christ, Yeats, Edge, and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. Has a limitless capacity to love and exasperate. Is impossibly cute and sweet, so we'll keep him. ^__^
also:
Edgey2k5 - The genius who made this all possible! Our beloved current Edge who created the Lemon in 2002 so that the Edge of 1980 could come meet his soulmate Megs, allowing the Edge of 1980 to 2001 to visit the Megs of 2002 to 2022. This means that when Megs met Edge in 2001, he'd already known her for 20 years. Confusing, probably. Wonderful, definitely! ^__^ Edge adores Megs, Bono, science, music, and being an orgasmatron. His talents include being a guitar hero, fixing things, facilitating time travel and time stoppage, photography, creating infinite closet space, and being sexxxy. Exudes calm.
Adam05 - Our favorite bassist, in his current and possibly most devastatingly sexy form. Addicted to love and Starbucks. Desperately in love with his darling Daf, his skilled Megstress, his dear Lawrences, his angel Melissa, and his Mackie-darling. Generally has his sexy hands quite full. Likes to watch, baby. Owns more feather boas than pairs of jeans. Skills are numerous and delightful. Has perfected posh and the art of doing nothing. Has a soft spot for spoons and spunky vegetarians. Is a fabulous cook and has one of the best reading voices on earth. Is
AchtungBono - Stolen from the Zoo Tour to celebrate New Year's Day of 2003. Adores the Edge and his Lissalove.. Has a gorgeous smile and a musical laugh. Eyes have been registered as lethal weapons. Could charm the leaves off the trees in summertime. Enjoys sipping champagne in his bubble bath. Wants to save the world, and may very well be Heaven on Earth. Put him in leather pants, and you'll find that the only thing larger than his heart is his sex drive. Terrified of losing his Edge. Becomes narcoleptic from red wine and politicians who skirt issues. Makes exquisite sex noises. Talks. A lot. About everything. ^__^
ZooLar - Tagged along with Achtung Bono from the Zoo Tour to 1/1/2003. If you're looking for trouble, he can find you some. Is a compact little miracle of modern spunk and sexiness. Has patented the "loving scowl" as well as perfected the art of being simultaneously rude and charming. Invented cool. Enjoys drumming, riding his motorcycle, and making Melissa swoon. Grew whiskers and no longer looks prepubescent. Has secretly come around to all that "lovey dovey crap" and is a big giant Foof4Shmoop. Actually likes the old Elvis movies. Proud owner of the world's most beautiful belly button. Only uses chopsticks for drumming on the table. Looks very good in...everything!
Lemon Edge - An Edge visiting Megs from any year from 1980 to 2001. Appears in many incarnations, each more gorgeous than the others. Since each of these is actually a past incarnation of Megs' present Edge, he is forced to tolerate them. ^____^
OctoberBono - Laur's new arrival, as of the auspicious date of July 26, 2003. ^_^
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