Monday, July 28, 2003
So guess what!?!?!?!?!? WE GOT DDR WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bouncing* It's sooo cool!!!! Melissa got her thingie in the mail today (and it was awesome cos it was from Hong Kong so it had Chinese or something on it, but also German! and we don't know why exactly but I could read it and it rocked ^__^) and she and Edge got it to work (actually Melissa really did most of it cos it was really easy, she just plugged it in and then clicked some things to make sure of stuff and all, but Edge was there in case it got complicated ^_^ ). And then we all played ALLLLLLLLLLL afternoon and it was awesome. Except I kept slipping cos the pad's slippery kinda and I fell and then I bumped into the printer and the garbage can and the cardboard guy with the blue thing--
B, for the thousandth time, that's *Obi-Wan*!
No it's not!!! Obi-Wan's an old guy with a beard! Edge and I went to go see the movie like three times, so I know. *blows raspberry*
yeah but--- gahhhhhhhhhh *buries face in hands* fookin' time differences... 9___9
So yeah. It was kinda bad, but then Larry played and he was really bad at it too. But he didn't fall. It was kinda funny (but adorable *ghee* my baby) to watch him though, cos he stomped on the arrows and then swore at the game and the song and the pad and everything when he didn't move his feet fast enough, 'Fookin' arrows!! what do THEY know about proper rhythm anyway, I was ON the beat!!!' *giggles* It was cool. And he got all sweaty and his shirt stuck to him and his hair was damp and limp on his forehead and his mouth was open and he was *paaaaaanting*. guuuuuh. ^_____^
But Edge and Melissa are awesome. They say they're not cos they can only do like level 5s (and it goes up to 9 or 10 or something CRAZY) but they're awesome, they just bounce lightly from one arrow to another and it's really cool. And then *they* get all sweaty and guuuh too and it's nice. *hehe* *smooches Melissa's cheek* ^_~
*bluushes* right....
But it was mad fun, anyway. The older-me and Lar were somewhat intrigued, I think, but didn't want to try. (I think cos they didn't want us to make fun of them cos they'd be worse than us. *evil little giggles*) But Melissa says she'll make them try it eventually. hehe. And she's very persuasive... ^__~
But MEEEEEEEEGS!!!! *whines* You didn't give us the fookin' KEY for the handcuffs you put on me and Melissa! It's made it very hard to type. *pouts*
*wraps her free arm around his back* Love? *giggles* I think that's the point...
well, yeah, but we already--- err. *blushes* ... ... But what if I have to go to the bathroom???!!? And what if Lar wants to, ehrm, spend me privately tonight again or something?
Well then, he'll just have to spend time with the *both* of us. ^_~
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You did NOT just say that.....
*giggles* Well, I *did*, but---
*from inside the closet* "Bono? Where are you, I wanted to..ehrm, ask you something..."
*turn to look at each other, eyes wide*
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*mutual pile of goop*
*slips out of the closet, spare key in hand* *unlocks megs' handcuffs, then drops them into his jacket pocket* *winks at the computer and puts a finger to his lips, kisses two goopified unconscious cheeks, then sneaks back into the closet*
*passes a quietly cackling phisto in the closet hallway and shudders* *peeks his head out, looking for Bono* B, are y--- *blinks, seeing the goop*
*groans* I just fookin' cleaned in here two days ago.. then Melissa made a mess the other night cos she was too upset to clean anything that fell, and her silly thingamabob came today so all other order in the room (what little there was) was abandoned to have space to set the thing up... *sighs heavily* Some days I don't know why I even bother.
*mumbles something in an incoherent tiny little voice, nuzzling his chin against Melissa's cheek*
*whimpers softly and stretches her now-free arm out, brushing against Lar's side*
*gazes sweetly at the both of them and smiles* Alright, I know exactly why I bother...
I think, however, that these two exhausted little ddr-addicts need some sleep, so you'll excuse me... *waves goodnight*
*gently untangles the semi-goopy two*
*lifts Melissa up and sets her on her bed, brushing her hair out of her face and kissing her softly, murmuring a goodnight*
*scoops up Bono into his arms and nuzzles his nose against his, carrying him into the closet*
LilLar - ganked from 1977 I think in mid-late 2002; presently 18 years old. pretty steadily hooked up with Melis and her BoyBono, though there was angst for awhile with potential Lar/Adam. gone now, mostly. ask Adam, we don't know. Lar's frequently found behind his drums or drawing or keeping Bono out of trouble, or spending time with his sweet Melissa. or being pissy and trying to keep the room and closet somewhat clean, and people in line. but it's all with the best of intentions, he's a Lar. ^_^
BoyBono - ganked from 1977 somewhat later in 2002; is currently 19. as mentioned, is hooked up with Lar. occasionally crushes on any Edge in sight, but..he's a Bono. it happens. ^_~ usually running around like a hyperspazz, ingesting far more sugar than is good for him, knocking into things, writing, singing, occasionally being moody and angsty, scribbling his own notes in Melissa's book of T.S. Eliot poetry, being endearing, and typically wrecking some form of cute havoc on everything. also enjoys telling bedtime stories.
Edgelet77 - as the name implies, pulled from 1977; now the Edge of eighteen. is utterly in love with Megs.
BabyAdam - not really a baby, but..we were stuck on ideas for names. (gooodness, he's far from a baby, 'specially after having had so many 'talks' with Mackie.....) snatched from 1977, I believe, at the same time as Edgelet, so is 19 now. had some sort of fling with Megs' LilLar, but neither will tell us how far/long that went on. for all we know it still could be..bah. has, however, been crushing like mad on Edgelet and it's finally becoming a bit more noticible and it's cute. ^_^ and loves Megs which's also cute. *g* lays about and naps with Melissa's cat a lot. on sunny days can be found out back tanning, watching Edgelet watch the pond. As mentioned, is under Mackie's tutalige..look out, world. ^_~
also:
AchtungReggie - 29 and owner of the longest most gorgeous hair an Edge has ever had. <3 intended to visit Megs for a week and ended up staying for six months, eventually being adopted into Melissa's closet. still retains the shyness of a little-Edge, but does things like wearing jeans with holes in far too nice of places and knows things and therefore is an interesting combination. in a very good way. is a guitar uber-genius. loves his Megs endlessly. also loves AchtungB (obviously *g*) and maybe even Melissa. [*who blushes and bites lip and grins*]
AchtungAdAm - 30, not that age ever makes a difference with Adams. ^_~ pulled from 1990, so yes, this is the same Adam who posed nude for the cover of Achtung Baby. thus is often seen sporting a fetching pink sarong or nothing at all. enjoys laughter and loving, particularly his Larry(s - when he arrived, he realised *his* Lar was already seeing present-himself, therefore he ended up seeing present-Lar as well as his-era Lar. if anyone but us can follow that *g*). also paired with Mackie (but most are, darling) and Megs and Melissa on occasion. is sweet and warm and gentle and multi-tAlented.
Larry04 - the present-day Lar. is usually about, but leaves now and again to deal with obligations outside the bubble. keeps things running as smoothly as possible in Melissa's closet, taking care of the babies and Bono and Mackie. *ghee* definitely takes care of Mackie, is primarily paired up with him, as Mackie's the one who brought him here in the first place. has also been re-united with Adam03, they've resolved some things and are back together again after a *long* time. yay! ^_^ (also hooked up with Melis cos all Lars are eventually ^_~)
Bon04 - present-day Bono. the newest addition to the closets, having only been pulled in a month or so ago. took some mad planning, but he's here now and getting on fine and *ghee*. he's wonderful. ^_^ (but you knew this, it's *Bono*!) is out rather a lot, cos he *is* Bono and has far more requests on his time than ten people usually have. but he's a dear. ^_^ is hooked up with Edgey2k3, far as anyone can tell. spends a good deal of time with his younger self, fascinated.
Macphisto - the one and only, darling... the same sex-demon who took over the ZooTours, only ten years later. he's changed a good deal..he's still, well, y'know. a sex-demon. but he's a bit, dare we say, tamer, than he was, after a decade of lonely wandering... *hugs* poor sad sweet mackie. anyway. somehow found his way to Melissa nearly a year ago, and shortly thereafter, brought home Lar. hooked up with pretty much everyone (except Edgelets, who we won't let him near), but mostly Lar. spends his time..well, yeah. preening and..yeah. *ghee* ^_~
Edgelet - Megs' darling green-eyed scientist angel guitarist techy 1337 husband. Eagerly snatched from 1978 in early October of 2002 and is now 19. Loves Megs, Bono, his boys, his friends, music, science, information, educational television, photography, skiing, and his lovely dovelet wife. Doting father to Dylan, Duncan, and Dawson, several bunnies, countless rats, and three bats. Also has a very large snake. Vacillates between completely adorable and devastatingly sexy, with a great deal of overlap. Blushes often. A talented engineer, he's good with his hands and has impressive equipment. Is currently seeking three BS degrees with five minors and is intimidatingly brilliant. Smells incredibly good at all times. Has a prodigious vocabulary, but his favorite word is "yes." Giggles in his sleep.
AfghanAdam - Swaggered into Megs' life in early October of 2002. Adores his high school sweetheart Lar, his beloved Megs, and Mackie darling. Arrived from 1978 and is currently a manly, handsome, virile, indefatigable 21. Adoring father to Diana and eagerly awaits the birth of his daughter Gloria. Currently a manager at a Starbucks and a prestigious adult novelty store in the West Village. Extremely talented with his bass, and is also a fair musician. Enjoys gardening, tanning, loving, baking, music, reading, and life. Is quite possibly the most sensual person to have ever lived and fully appreciates everything from the simplest pleasure to the greatest ecstasy. When he can't break the rules, he twists them to his advantage. Radiates both warmth and cool. Has a soft spot for Florence.
Diana - Adam's darling little pedigreed puppyprincess and Ziggy's doting mate. Enjoys baths, naps, snuggles, and shopping.
LilLar - Sweet 19, was retrieved from 1978 sometime in mid-October of 2002, after Afghan Adam decided he simply could not go another day without him. great looves of his life are Melissa, Adam, Megs, drooms, Ziggy-pup, and the sunrise. Adorable punk. Is too pretty for words, but if you tell him that, he'll SCOWL and become even prettier. Enjoys drumming, drawing, exercising, and driving Megs crazy. Sings in the shower. Looks better in eye make-up and a garter belt than most women. Enjoys teasing Megs, but will pummel anyone else who tries it. Loves to eat poompkin. Has sporadic allergy to nootmeg. Despises dirt and bullshit. Likes to vacuum...naked.
Ziggy - Larry's puuppy. He's impossibly adorable, and helps Lar clean, exercise, and police goosh-levels in the vicinity. Adores his Di.
BoyBono - Stolen from 1978 and brought to October 2002 as a birthday gift for Lil Lar. Is one big ball of burning enthusiasm and spontaneity. Super-spazzes at warp speed. Consumes impossible amounts of sugar and bounces on his trampoline. Walks into walls, falls down, and breaks himself. Loves Melissa x infinity. Loves Edgelet x infinity+1. Loves his Meggie lots as well. Has issues with spaghetti, but is a talented baker. Wears his soul in his eyes. Dreams out loud, much to Edgelet's amusement. Venerates Christ, Yeats, Edge, and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. Has a limitless capacity to love and exasperate. Is impossibly cute and sweet, so we'll keep him. ^__^
also:
Edgey2k5 - The genius who made this all possible! Our beloved current Edge who created the Lemon in 2002 so that the Edge of 1980 could come meet his soulmate Megs, allowing the Edge of 1980 to 2001 to visit the Megs of 2002 to 2022. This means that when Megs met Edge in 2001, he'd already known her for 20 years. Confusing, probably. Wonderful, definitely! ^__^ Edge adores Megs, Bono, science, music, and being an orgasmatron. His talents include being a guitar hero, fixing things, facilitating time travel and time stoppage, photography, creating infinite closet space, and being sexxxy. Exudes calm.
Adam05 - Our favorite bassist, in his current and possibly most devastatingly sexy form. Addicted to love and Starbucks. Desperately in love with his darling Daf, his skilled Megstress, his dear Lawrences, his angel Melissa, and his Mackie-darling. Generally has his sexy hands quite full. Likes to watch, baby. Owns more feather boas than pairs of jeans. Skills are numerous and delightful. Has perfected posh and the art of doing nothing. Has a soft spot for spoons and spunky vegetarians. Is a fabulous cook and has one of the best reading voices on earth. Is
AchtungBono - Stolen from the Zoo Tour to celebrate New Year's Day of 2003. Adores the Edge and his Lissalove.. Has a gorgeous smile and a musical laugh. Eyes have been registered as lethal weapons. Could charm the leaves off the trees in summertime. Enjoys sipping champagne in his bubble bath. Wants to save the world, and may very well be Heaven on Earth. Put him in leather pants, and you'll find that the only thing larger than his heart is his sex drive. Terrified of losing his Edge. Becomes narcoleptic from red wine and politicians who skirt issues. Makes exquisite sex noises. Talks. A lot. About everything. ^__^
ZooLar - Tagged along with Achtung Bono from the Zoo Tour to 1/1/2003. If you're looking for trouble, he can find you some. Is a compact little miracle of modern spunk and sexiness. Has patented the "loving scowl" as well as perfected the art of being simultaneously rude and charming. Invented cool. Enjoys drumming, riding his motorcycle, and making Melissa swoon. Grew whiskers and no longer looks prepubescent. Has secretly come around to all that "lovey dovey crap" and is a big giant Foof4Shmoop. Actually likes the old Elvis movies. Proud owner of the world's most beautiful belly button. Only uses chopsticks for drumming on the table. Looks very good in...everything!
Lemon Edge - An Edge visiting Megs from any year from 1980 to 2001. Appears in many incarnations, each more gorgeous than the others. Since each of these is actually a past incarnation of Megs' present Edge, he is forced to tolerate them. ^____^
OctoberBono - Laur's new arrival, as of the auspicious date of July 26, 2003. ^_^
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